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Monday, June 6, 2016

Funny on Monday



The Guys are playing poker when Fred loses $1,000.00 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Richard looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell his wife?" 
So they draw straws and Bob picks the short straw. "Be discreet", the guys tell Bob and "Do not make this situation any worse than it is."
Bob replies, "Gentlemen! Discreet??! I am the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name." 
So Bob walks over to Fred's house, knocks on the door and the wife answers.
"What do you want Bob," she asks?
He says, "Your husband just lost $1,000.00 playing poker."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" 
Bob says, "I will tell him!"
 

14 comments:

  1. Oh no...gamblers anonymous here we come! hahaha! Very cute and looks like fun. I raised 4 boys and taught them all how to play poker. We loved to play cards...and fun games! Hugs!

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  2. So funny!! We have that game and we love to play it! As for poker, it's not my game. I don't have the face for it!! ;)

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  3. I love it! Smiles here for a Monday and that's not always the case! Thank you!

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  4. If laughing is as good for a person as they say it is, my health just was blessed!

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  5. Lol! A reminder not to say things we don't want to come true, too!

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  7. Oh my, so glad there's no gamblers in the family hahaha.

    ~Sheri

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  8. Too funny. Love it. Happy New Week.
    Kris

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  9. Ha Ha Ha ... thank you.

    All the best Jan

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High Fives from Wisconsin!

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