Funny on Sunday

Bruce was fast asleep in his bed at 3:00 am, when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes he made his way to the door. "Can you give me a push?" asked the man at the door. Bruce looked at the man, thinking he looked a bit drunk and slammed the door. 

Bruce went back to bed. "Shame on you", said his wife Sally, when hearing the story. "You remember on our vacation how our car got stuck in the middle of the night and that man helped us, go out there and push his car. "

So Bruce trudges back out of bed, opens the door, and calls out "OK, I am here to give you a push, where are you?"

I am over here in the back yard, on the swing." came the voice.

Happy Sunday!