Funny on Monday...I could not help my self.

The local Sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When Bruce walks in
to try for the job, he asks him "Okay, what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven", he replies.
The Sheriff thinks to himself, "That’s not what I wanted, but I guess he's
right!" "What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.
"Today and Tomorrow",  Bruce answers. The Sheriff is again surprised
that he has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.
"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks him. Bruce looks a
little surprised. He thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I
don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a
while?" So, Bruce wanders over to the coffee shop, where his pals are
waiting to hear the results of the interview. Bruce was exultant. "The
interview went great!" he says. "First day on the job and I'm already
working on a murder case!"

Happy Monday

Have a great week!