Funny On Sunday

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's
yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with
the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.' The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man
reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two
enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, this is Friday so I will have a steak, baked
potato and a salad,' says the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the
order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his
pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time? 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic I found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first
wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress.
'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as
you want for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.. The waitress asks, 'What's with
the ostrich?' The man sighs... pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a chick with
long legs and who agrees with everything I say.'

Have a Happy Sunday!