Funny on Sunday

Once there were four business men. They were sitting on a bench in a
hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies. A nurse
comes over and says to the first businessman, "Congratulations! Your wife
had 1 baby." The man says, "What a coincidence! I'm the president of
And1!" The nurse goes away. Then the nurse comes back and says to the
second businessman, "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!" The man
says, "What a coincidence! I'm the owner of the Minnesota Twins!" The
nurse goes away. The nurse comes back and says to the third businessman,
"Congratulations! Your wife had triplets!" The man says, "What a
coincidence! I work for Triple Crown!" The nurse goes away. The nurse
comes back and sees the fourth businessman alone on the bench crying.
She asks, "Why are you crying"? The man replies, "I work for Seven Up"!!